I’ll Take Oxymorons for $400, Alex

President Bush has announced plans to gather a measly half billion dollars to fund the construction of his Presidential Library. If constructed it would be the most expensive legacy library in history. Early speculation is that the library would house a first edition copy of “Curious George Goes to Iraq” and a complete set of White House cafeteria menus from Bush’s 8 years in office.

I mean seriously, the man brags that he doesn’t read, and everything except the lunch menus has been classified as top secret. He doesn’t need a library, he needs a shelf. Maybe they could use the rest of the money to open the Dick Cheney Comedy Club.

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