I am now officially bespectacled, which is a Latin word meaning “old”. To add insult to the injury, my frames are labeled “brown/grey”. At first, that seemed a really odd color combination. That is, until someone pointed out that these were the colors of my head.

On the plus side, my arms are now about 14″ longer than they used to be. This should come in handy. Although when considered along with the hair sprouting from my back and ears it may also be an indication that I’m de-evolving into some sort of simian. But I suppose I won’t worry about that as long as I’m still disgusted by the smell of bananas.