Click the graphic below to take this test and see if you are educated enough to vote. In my humble opinion, this is pretty darn easy, but looking at the scoreboard, a frightening number of people are flunking. One out of three!! (At least when this was posted. The graphic should update with current results.)

I will confess that I missed one name though.

Well there goes the neighborhood. I got egged last night. Right on the front door. And if you think dried yolk is hard to get off 3-day old dishes in the dishwasher, you should try to remove it from window screen. What’s worse is I suddenly felt like the crotchety old man on the street; wishing I was home for the event so that I could have stood in the front yard yelling at the fleeing miscreants and muttering about “those damned kids!”. I hope they get salmonella. Then the yolk would be on them.