C’mon, this is only the stuff of urban legends, right? A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer. Honest! – Look here.

Now it’s tempting to say what a vile act this was on the part of the old guy, but I can’t help but think that if you’re gullible enough to fall for this, maybe the guy should get away with feeling you up.

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