Shattered Illusions of Duct Tape

Duct Tape – one of the four fundamental attractive forces in the universe (the other three being gravity, electromagnitism, and blondes). The chemical antithesis of WD-40. The most sacred substance of man (or at least real men). Who knew that in it’s unrefined state it was unstable?

A South Carolina Duct Tape factory exploded today, killing one man, and shattering illusions of countless others. The man’s family should know he died a hero, doing what he loved.

Now the world waits on pins and needles to learn if the explosion will trigger any supply shortages. After all, existing stocks will be sorely depleted by taping the factory back together again.

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