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In response to public outrage over the lack of respect for the law banning cell phone use while driving, which in itself was a response to public outrage… the State of New York has set up a toll-free hotline people can use to report motorists who are talking on cell phones.

Presumably, this hotline is intended to be used by pedestrians who observe illegal cell phone use as cars pass by. Certainly, the state is not suggesting that drivers pick up their cell phones to report other drivers who are using theirs…

Yeah… this should work.