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In a country where getting a visa, passport, educational degree, or even a driver’s license is becoming increasingly difficult as we increase standards in the interest of safety and well being, it’s nice to know you can still go out on a drunken binge and get married. And it’s a damn good thing we don’t let gays in on this hallowed heterosexual institution, ain’t it? Fer cryin’ in yer beer…