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So who among you would have guessed that the actual FBI (motto: “saving the world before bedtime”) would have a kids’ site? And just who are Darrell and Shirley? And why were death defying, C4 sniffing, cartoon, not-so-black labs chosen as the anthropomorphic face of juvinile law enforcement? I wonder if any actual children have ever been to this site? Fortunately, it’s time for bed.