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Probably everyone who reads this blog has already heard this “breaking news item”, but if you haven’t, it’s too good to pass up.

Apparently a high school teacher has been arrested in Washington D.C. He

was in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a straight edge.

It is claimed he is a member of the Al Gebra movement, a group known for

terrorizing students, and was charged with possessing weapons of math

instruction.