{"id":997,"date":"2009-02-25T08:07:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-25T13:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2009\/02\/apocalypse-preparedness.html"},"modified":"2009-02-25T08:07:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-25T13:07:00","slug":"apocalypse-preparedness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/02\/apocalypse-preparedness.html","title":{"rendered":"Apocalypse Preparedness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No one&#8217;s apocalypse kit would be complete without some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.3m.com\/us\/mfg_industrial\/indtape\/duct\/properties_n.html\">nuclear grade duct tape<\/a>.  This stuff comes complete with its own <a href=\"http:\/\/www.3m.com\/us\/mfg_industrial\/indtape\/duct\/docs\/8979N_NuclearCertSample.pdf\">nuclear certification<\/a> of authenticity.   Which presumably means that after the mushroom clouds subside, there will be somebody to sue in the event that the the tape fails and you are hideously mutated by radiation into some B-movie horror flick creature bent on stalking the lawyers who allowed this to happen to you.  Order now, or the terrorists win!<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.3m.com\/us\/mfg_industrial\/indtape\/duct\/properties_n.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 250px; height: 65px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.3m.com\/us\/mfg_industrial\/indtape\/duct\/images\/StrongGrip250Top.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No one&#8217;s apocalypse kit would be complete without some nuclear grade duct tape. This stuff comes complete with its own<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/02\/apocalypse-preparedness.html\" title=\"Read Apocalypse Preparedness\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-997","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/997","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=997"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/997\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=997"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=997"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=997"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}