{"id":995,"date":"2009-02-24T04:30:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-24T09:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2009\/02\/ask-not-for-whom-the-bell-tolls.html"},"modified":"2009-02-24T04:30:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-24T09:30:00","slug":"ask-not-for-whom-bell-tolls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/02\/ask-not-for-whom-bell-tolls.html","title":{"rendered":"Ask Not for Whom the Bell Tolls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been 18 months and a couple of days since <a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2007\/09\/medical-adventure.html\">they carved an access panel in the rear of my skull<\/a> and installed a titanium door.  And just a bit longer yet since I tried to board an airplane.  In a couple hours, I&#8217;ll be making my first attempt to get through airport security with my new internal bling.  I really have no idea if there&#8217;s now enough metal in my head to set off the detector or not.  I suppose the good news is that even if I do set the bell off, it should be straightforward to wand my head.   It&#8217;s not like they&#8217;re gonna do a cavity search of my ear (I hope), and where else am I gonna stuff something in back there?<\/p>\n<p>So stay tuned.  An uneventful trip would be good for me, but a TSA adventure would be better for you blog readers.  Either way, someone wins.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been 18 months and a couple of days since they carved an access panel in the rear of my<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/02\/ask-not-for-whom-bell-tolls.html\" title=\"Read Ask Not for Whom the Bell Tolls\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/995","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=995"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/995\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}