{"id":988,"date":"2009-02-17T07:56:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-17T12:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2009\/02\/awesome.html"},"modified":"2009-02-17T07:56:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-17T12:56:00","slug":"awesome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/02\/awesome.html","title":{"rendered":"Awesome"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so this is totally impractical, probably unusable, and at $1000, totally overpriced.  But the owner of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thinkgeek.com\/gadgets\/tools\/8b97\/\">this<\/a> would sooo be King of the Geeks.<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thinkgeek.com\/gadgets\/tools\/8b97\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 305px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thinkgeek.com\/images\/products\/zoom\/giant_swiss.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Daddy likey&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so this is totally impractical, probably unusable, and at $1000, totally overpriced. But the owner of this would sooo<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/02\/awesome.html\" title=\"Read Awesome\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=988"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/988\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}