{"id":971,"date":"2009-02-01T07:11:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-01T12:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2009\/02\/sometimes-its-good-for-a-product-to-suck.html"},"modified":"2009-02-01T07:11:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-01T12:11:00","slug":"sometimes-its-good-for-product-to-suck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/02\/sometimes-its-good-for-product-to-suck.html","title":{"rendered":"Sometimes It&#8217;s Good for a Product to Suck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Behold, the <a href=\"http:\/\/fredflare.com\/customer\/product.php?productid=4370&amp;cat=309\">Mini Robo Vacuum<\/a>.  It&#8217;s a pint sized Roomba for your table.<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/fredflare.com\/customer\/product.php?productid=4370&amp;cat=309\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 205px; height: 205px;\" src=\"http:\/\/fredflare.com\/image.php?type=T&amp;productid=4370&amp;sz=&amp;path=products_hover\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>With my boys (and maybe one of my girls as well) I need a squadron of these things in my kitchen.  Some to patrol the table, others the floor around the chairs.  I swear, I have got to stop serving buns with sesame seeds, that&#8217;s all I&#8217;m sayin&#8217;.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Behold, the Mini Robo Vacuum. It&#8217;s a pint sized Roomba for your table. With my boys (and maybe one of<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/02\/sometimes-its-good-for-product-to-suck.html\" title=\"Read Sometimes It&#8217;s Good for a Product to Suck\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-971","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/971","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=971"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/971\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=971"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=971"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=971"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}