{"id":963,"date":"2009-01-24T07:46:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-24T12:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2009\/01\/stinky-and-hungry.html"},"modified":"2009-01-24T07:46:00","modified_gmt":"2009-01-24T12:46:00","slug":"stinky-and-hungry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/01\/stinky-and-hungry.html","title":{"rendered":"Stinky and Hungry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I spent a lovely time in Niagara Falls last weekend with Kim where we laughed at a comedy club, listened to a cover band (who to Kim&#8217;s disappointment didn&#8217;t know any Rush songs), and lost a small requisite sum to the casino.   A nice getaway all-in-all. <\/p>\n<p>However, I was a little surprised when I checked my credit card mid-week and found an extra charge from the hotel that I couldn&#8217;t explain.  I called and they politely explained this was a mini-bar charge for the deodorant and Gummi Bears we used.  I laughed, being pretty certain that no one had woken up particularly stinky and hungry and assured them these charges were wrong.  They didn&#8217;t blink, and agreed to credit me explaining that sometimes these mistakes happen.  Okay&#8230; no harm, no foul.<\/p>\n<p>But then today, I discovered <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buffalonews.com\/437\/story\/556641.html?imw=Y\">this<\/a>.  Apparently in nearby Buffalo, a man was found traveling without a ticket on Metro Rail.  Upon investigation, police discovered 44 stolen containers of deodorant stuffed down his pants.  This explains so much.  I&#8217;m guessing he must have eaten our Gummi Bears already.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I spent a lovely time in Niagara Falls last weekend with Kim where we laughed at a comedy club, listened<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2009\/01\/stinky-and-hungry.html\" title=\"Read Stinky and Hungry\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-963","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/963","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=963"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/963\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=963"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=963"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=963"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}