{"id":935,"date":"2008-12-29T08:01:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-29T13:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2008\/12\/ingenuity.html"},"modified":"2008-12-29T08:01:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-29T13:01:00","slug":"ingenuity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2008\/12\/ingenuity.html","title":{"rendered":"Ingenuity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not to be out done in the laziness department, a Massachusetts man <a href=\"http:\/\/www.statesmanjournal.com\/article\/20081223\/UPDATE\/81223008\">set fire to his house while he was trying to melt ice off his porch with a blow torch<\/a>.  Who could have possibly seen that coming?  There is no mention of whether or not he&#8217;s married, but I&#8217;m hoping not, because if he is, he&#8217;ll never hear the end of this.  And to think.  If only he&#8217;d been trying to thaw out the propane grill, he might have qualified for a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.darwinawards.com\/\">Darwin Award<\/a>.  Maybe next year&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not to be out done in the laziness department, a Massachusetts man set fire to his house while he was<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2008\/12\/ingenuity.html\" title=\"Read Ingenuity\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-935","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/935","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=935"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/935\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=935"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=935"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=935"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}