{"id":918,"date":"2008-12-13T07:20:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-13T12:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2008\/12\/a-chick-in-every-pot.html"},"modified":"2008-12-13T07:20:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-13T12:20:00","slug":"chick-in-every-pot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2008\/12\/chick-in-every-pot.html","title":{"rendered":"A Chick in Every Pot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;and 1,500 more lined up outside the door.  For those of you planning to attend the Inauguration Day festivities, you might want to pull a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/hostednews\/ap\/article\/ALeqM5hXufnKlfUcKgP9eyYc-dVPjOaZwAD94TET0G0\">Lisa Nowak<\/a> and pack some Pampers for the trip.  D.C. Metro and the National Parks Service are estimating that based on estimated crowd sizes, there will be only <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wtop.com\/?nid=25&amp;sid=1544907\">one public toilet available for every 6,849 people<\/a> at the parade.  At one minute per pee, that&#8217;s over 114 hours to wait if you&#8217;re the last guy in line and nobody pees twice.  Perhaps you should stop consuming liquids now, just as a precaution.<\/p>\n<p>Even if you&#8217;re not going to the event, I&#8217;m sure the news will cover it.  Keep the above in mind when you see all the dancing in the streets on TV.  I suspect it won&#8217;t all be motivated by jubilation.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;and 1,500 more lined up outside the door. For those of you planning to attend the Inauguration Day festivities, you<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2008\/12\/chick-in-every-pot.html\" title=\"Read A Chick in Every Pot\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-918","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/918","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=918"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/918\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=918"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=918"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=918"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}