{"id":894,"date":"2008-11-19T09:18:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-19T14:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2008\/11\/asymptotic-beer.html"},"modified":"2008-11-19T09:18:00","modified_gmt":"2008-11-19T14:18:00","slug":"asymptotic-beer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2008\/11\/asymptotic-beer.html","title":{"rendered":"Asymptotic Beer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, a nerd joke for today.  If you get it, you probably have a nerd gene in you somewhere.  If you think it&#8217;s funny, you probably still have a pocket protector stashed away somewhere.<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"font-style: italic;\"><p>An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says &#8220;You&#8217;re all idiots&#8221;, and pours two beers.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, a nerd joke for today. If you get it, you probably have a nerd gene in you somewhere. If<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2008\/11\/asymptotic-beer.html\" title=\"Read Asymptotic Beer\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-894","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/894","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=894"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/894\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}