{"id":882,"date":"2008-11-07T07:49:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-07T12:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2008\/11\/kids-in-the-blender.html"},"modified":"2008-11-07T07:49:00","modified_gmt":"2008-11-07T12:49:00","slug":"kids-in-blender","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2008\/11\/kids-in-blender.html","title":{"rendered":"Kids in the Blender"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s sometimes tempting to fantasize about taking the best genetic bits of each kid and building one uber-child.  It would certainly be cheaper to to send just the one to college.  But I watch enough sci-fi to know these things usually result in some hideous mutated creature that takes its revenge on the parents and the surrounding village.  So, in deference to my neighbors&#8217; well-being, I&#8217;ve opted to just morph their school pictures up.  <\/p>\n<p><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/mOSHw_jO9k8&#038;loop=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"> <\/embed><\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s sometimes tempting to fantasize about taking the best genetic bits of each kid and building one uber-child. It would<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2008\/11\/kids-in-blender.html\" title=\"Read Kids in the Blender\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-882","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/882","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=882"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/882\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=882"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=882"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=882"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}