{"id":855,"date":"2008-10-11T16:23:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-11T21:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2008\/10\/but-on-a-lighter-note.html"},"modified":"2008-10-11T16:23:00","modified_gmt":"2008-10-11T21:23:00","slug":"but-on-lighter-note","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2008\/10\/but-on-lighter-note.html","title":{"rendered":"But On a Lighter Note&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With the Dow down another 500 points and your 401k fading faster than a Polaroid snapshot in the bright sun, it&#8217;s easy to think that you have big problems.  But it&#8217;s important to maintain your perspective.  Your <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/27085393\/\">lot could be worse<\/a>.<br \/>Key quote:<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"font-style: italic;\"><p>A Connecticut judge has given the brush-off to a blonde woman&#8217;s lawsuit claiming L&#8217;Oreal Inc. ruined her social life when she accidentally dyed her hair brunette with one of its products.<\/p>\n<p class=\"textBodyBlack\"><span id=\"byLine\"><\/span>Charlotte Feeney of Stratford says she can never return to her natural blonde hue, a shock that left her so traumatized she needed anti-depressants.<\/p>\n<p class=\"textBodyBlack\"><span id=\"byLine\"><\/span>She says she suffered headaches and anxiety, missed the attention that blondes receive and had to stay home and wear hats most of the time.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"textBodyBlack\">\n<p>Oh, the humanity&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With the Dow down another 500 points and your 401k fading faster than a Polaroid snapshot in the bright sun,<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2008\/10\/but-on-lighter-note.html\" title=\"Read But On a Lighter Note&#8230;\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-855","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/855","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=855"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/855\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=855"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=855"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}