{"id":803,"date":"2008-07-26T12:54:00","date_gmt":"2008-07-26T17:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2008\/07\/sometimes-you-just-crave-hot-wings.html"},"modified":"2008-07-26T12:54:00","modified_gmt":"2008-07-26T17:54:00","slug":"sometimes-you-just-crave-hot-wings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2008\/07\/sometimes-you-just-crave-hot-wings.html","title":{"rendered":"Sometimes You Just Crave Hot Wings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.myfoxdfw.com\/myfox\/pages\/Home\/Detail?contentId=7056913&amp;version=3&amp;locale=EN-US&amp;layoutCode=TSTY&amp;pageId=1.1.1\">5-Year-Old Leaves Day Care, Goes to Hooters<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Key Quote:<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"font-style: italic;\"><p>He went to a Pep Boys, where he swiped some gum, according to a store worker. The boy then hiked to a RaceTrac gas station where he stole a soda, according to investigators.<\/p>\n<p>His walk then led to a Hooters restaurant where employees gave him a coloring book and soda pop to drink and called police.<\/p>\n<p>The child was not hurt and he was released to his father.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>How proud was his dad?  His boy broke out of that sissy day care, made a bee line for an auto parts store, then a gas station, and ended up at Hooters where he managed to get lots of staff attention.  [insert Tim Allen &#8220;more power&#8221; noises here]<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>5-Year-Old Leaves Day Care, Goes to Hooters Key Quote: He went to a Pep Boys, where he swiped some gum,<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2008\/07\/sometimes-you-just-crave-hot-wings.html\" title=\"Read Sometimes You Just Crave Hot Wings\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-803","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/803","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=803"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/803\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=803"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=803"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=803"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}