{"id":795,"date":"2008-06-28T22:30:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-29T03:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2008\/06\/a-ponderable-2.html"},"modified":"2008-06-28T22:30:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-29T03:30:00","slug":"ponderable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2008\/06\/ponderable.html","title":{"rendered":"A Ponderable"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever wondered if there was a situation where encountering a naked woman was a bad thing?  I assure you that the answer is &#8220;yes&#8221;.  And the evidence is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/story\/0,2933,372782,00.html\">here<\/a>. <br \/>Key quote:<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"font-style: italic;\"><p>A woman trying to make &#8220;manure bombs&#8221; using stockings, slipped into a slurry tank and fled the scene naked, German police said on Friday.  Two women entered a farm in the northern village of Eberholzen on Wednesday evening and started to fill the stockings with manure.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;One of them slipped into the manure tank, right into the cow muck,&#8221; said a spokesman for local police. &#8220;The other one helped her out. We found their clothes in a field. One seems to have run off completely naked, the other in her underwear.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>No amount of perfume is gonna help that&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever wondered if there was a situation where encountering a naked woman was a bad thing? I assure<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2008\/06\/ponderable.html\" title=\"Read A Ponderable\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=795"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}