{"id":775,"date":"2008-05-11T12:34:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-11T17:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2008\/05\/happy-mothers-day.html"},"modified":"2008-05-11T12:34:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-11T17:34:00","slug":"happy-mothers-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2008\/05\/happy-mothers-day.html","title":{"rendered":"Happy Mother&#8217;s Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And in case you&#8217;re still struggling for that last minute gift, or are already thinking ahead to next year because you&#8217;ve sworn to never get this far behind again (Warning: this is a lot like swearing in the morning that you&#8217;ll never drink again&#8230; it will pass) comes <a href=\"http:\/\/www.the-lingerie-post.com\/2008\/05\/buying-lingerie-for-mothers\/\">this helpful article describing the do&#8217;s and don&#8217;ts for buying Mom lingerie<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>What surprised me most is that there are apparently &#8220;do&#8217;s&#8221;.  It never occurred to me that there was any correct way, or even any possibly non-creepy motivation for buying Mom intimates.  Seriously, if you need to be told not to buy your mom thongs or g-strings&#8230; you&#8217;ve got some <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Oedipus_complex\">Oedipal issues<\/a> to work out.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And in case you&#8217;re still struggling for that last minute gift, or are already thinking ahead to next year because<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2008\/05\/happy-mothers-day.html\" title=\"Read Happy Mother&#8217;s Day\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-775","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/775","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=775"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/775\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=775"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=775"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=775"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}