{"id":768,"date":"2008-04-25T11:52:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-25T16:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2008\/04\/holy-jersey-cow.html"},"modified":"2008-04-25T11:52:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-25T16:52:00","slug":"holy-jersey-cow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2008\/04\/holy-jersey-cow.html","title":{"rendered":"Holy (Jersey) Cow!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s sum up the history of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2008\/04\/24\/red-sox-ortiz-jersey-buri_n_98492.html\">Red Sox Jersey buried and resurrected from the new Yankee Stadium<\/a>:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;\">Damn Funny<\/span> &#8211; Burying the Jersey in two feet of cement in order to hex the Yankees.<\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;\">Unnecessary Paranoia<\/span> &#8211; paying to dig the thing back up.<\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;\">Not Surprising<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> <\/span>&#8211; putting the Jersey up for auction.<\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;\">Pretty Classy<\/span> &#8211; offering all the proceeds from the auction to charity.<\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;\">Damn Classy<\/span> &#8211; denoting that charity as the Red Sox&#8217;s official charity that is affiliated with Boston&#8217;s Dana-Farber Cancer Institute.<\/li>\n<li><span style=\"font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;\">Proving you have too much Money and your Kids are Spoiled Brats<\/span> &#8211; paying $175,000 for the Jersey because, &#8220;I have three young boys that I take to the games and they would have killed me if I didn&#8217;t buy the shirt.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s sum up the history of the Red Sox Jersey buried and resurrected from the new Yankee Stadium: Damn Funny<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2008\/04\/holy-jersey-cow.html\" title=\"Read Holy (Jersey) Cow!\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-768","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/768","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=768"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/768\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=768"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=768"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}