{"id":767,"date":"2008-04-24T11:07:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-24T16:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2008\/04\/helmet-head.html"},"modified":"2008-04-24T11:07:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-24T16:07:00","slug":"helmet-head","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2008\/04\/helmet-head.html","title":{"rendered":"Helmet Head"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last week was beautiful weather around here and the kids were out of school.  You don&#8217;t get those sort of coincidences too very often in these parts.  So the boys and I dusted off and tuned up the bikes for the season.  We cleaned, lubed, adjusted, and inflated everything that needed attention in preparation for an outing that same afternoon.  A smooth procedure except for the emergent need for a trip to the bike shop when Tyler somehow ripped the entire valve stem out of his tire while pressurizing it.<\/p>\n<p>As the last part of this process, given that they are both still growing, I checked and refitted their helmets.  Mine simply hung off my handlebars waiting for us to leave because after all, I&#8217;m ancient and my head doesn&#8217;t change shape anymore.  All of which is foreshadowing the &#8220;Doh!&#8221; moment as we were about to ride away and I popped it on my head, only to become suddenly aware that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2007\/09\/medical-adventure.html\">having a metal plate fastened to your skull<\/a> does, in fact, seem to change the shape and size of your head.   Doh!  Oh well, at least this delay didn&#8217;t require another trip to the bike shop.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last week was beautiful weather around here and the kids were out of school. You don&#8217;t get those sort of<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2008\/04\/helmet-head.html\" title=\"Read Helmet Head\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-767","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/767","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=767"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/767\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=767"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=767"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=767"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}