{"id":748,"date":"2008-03-14T06:44:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-14T11:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2008\/03\/baseballs-been-very-very-good-to-elliott.html"},"modified":"2008-03-14T06:44:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-14T11:44:00","slug":"baseballs-been-very-very-good-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2008\/03\/baseballs-been-very-very-good-to.html","title":{"rendered":"Baseball&#8217;s Been Very Very Good to Elliott"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Demonstrating yet again why baseball is America&#8217;s pastime, the Macon Music, a minor league team from Georgia, have announced they will have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.macon.com\/maconmusic\/story\/292746.html\">Elliott Spitzer Night<\/a> at the ballpark.<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"font-style: italic;\">\n<p> The plans call for an invitation extended to Spitzer to attend the game and throw out the first pitch. Other elements for the promotion include:<\/p>\n<p> &#8211; The Music will give away a trip to New York and a one-night stay at the Mayflower Hotel.<\/p>\n<p> &#8211; The ninth fan \u2013 or Client No. 9, as Spitzer was known in the prostitution ring \u2013 into the ballpark will receive a free Music prize pack.<\/p>\n<p> &#8211; Fans with the name Eliot, Spitzer or Kristen, along with any fan from New York, will receive $1 off admission. Any fan who has ever resigned a position will also receive $1 off admission.<\/p>\n<p> &#8211; The Music will play Frank Sinatra songs throughout the night.<\/p>\n<p> &#8211; Wire taps will be placed around the stadium.<\/p>\n<p> &#8211; Fans will be able to use ATMs in the ballpark available for cash withdrawals not to exceed $5,000 per hour.<\/p>\n<p> &#8211; The 871st fan through the gates will receive a gift certificate for the team store.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Classy&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Demonstrating yet again why baseball is America&#8217;s pastime, the Macon Music, a minor league team from Georgia, have announced they<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2008\/03\/baseballs-been-very-very-good-to.html\" title=\"Read Baseball&#8217;s Been Very Very Good to Elliott\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-748","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/748","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=748"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/748\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}