{"id":675,"date":"2007-07-11T10:36:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-11T15:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2007\/07\/if-this-product-succeeds-the-terrorists-have-won.html"},"modified":"2007-07-11T10:36:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-11T15:36:00","slug":"if-this-product-succeeds-terrorists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2007\/07\/if-this-product-succeeds-terrorists.html","title":{"rendered":"If This Product Succeeds, The Terrorists Have Won"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kimberly Clark has unveiled an <a href=\"http:\/\/money.cnn.com\/news\/newsfeeds\/articles\/djf500\/200707110437DOWJONESDJONLINE000368_FORTUNE5.htm\">electronic toilet tissue dispenser<\/a>.  As if it isn&#8217;t bad enough now that you always leave the automated restrooms wiping your hands on your pants.  I just don&#8217;t want to think about the implications of this.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kimberly Clark has unveiled an electronic toilet tissue dispenser. As if it isn&#8217;t bad enough now that you always leave<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2007\/07\/if-this-product-succeeds-terrorists.html\" title=\"Read If This Product Succeeds, The Terrorists Have Won\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-675","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/675","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=675"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/675\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=675"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=675"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=675"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}