{"id":633,"date":"2007-04-16T05:49:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-16T10:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2007\/04\/well-dont-that-burn-your-butt.html"},"modified":"2007-04-16T05:49:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-16T10:49:00","slug":"well-dont-that-burn-your-butt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2007\/04\/well-dont-that-burn-your-butt.html","title":{"rendered":"Well Don&#8217;t That Burn Your Butt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not sure which aspect of this <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20070416\/ap_on_fe_st\/toilets_on_fire_1\">AP news story<\/a> is more disturbing.  That there are are $2000 toilets available with &#8220;pulsating massage spray&#8221; or that they have a tendency to burst into flames beneath your nether regions.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not sure which aspect of this AP news story is more disturbing. That there are are $2000 toilets available<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2007\/04\/well-dont-that-burn-your-butt.html\" title=\"Read Well Don&#8217;t That Burn Your Butt\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-633","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/633","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=633"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/633\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}