{"id":586,"date":"2007-01-11T09:18:00","date_gmt":"2007-01-11T14:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2007\/01\/i-aint-as-bright-as-i-once-was.html"},"modified":"2007-01-11T09:18:00","modified_gmt":"2007-01-11T14:18:00","slug":"i-aint-as-bright-as-i-once-was","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2007\/01\/i-aint-as-bright-as-i-once-was.html","title":{"rendered":"I Ain&#8217;t as Bright as I Once Was"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m driving into the parking lot at work today and I need to put the window down to swipe my pass for entry.  However, the window is still icy around the edges.  Consequently, when I push the &#8220;down&#8221; button, it lurches a bit, but stays fully closed.  Feeling particularly <span class=\"blsp-spelling-error\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_0\" onclick=\"BLOG_clickHandler(this)\">blonde<\/span>, under-<span class=\"blsp-spelling-error\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_1\" onclick=\"BLOG_clickHandler(this)\">caffeinated<\/span>, or something, I find that I am now pressing harder on the button and even rocking slightly in my seat as if I can urge the window down.  After a few seconds, the window breaks free and I pass through the gate with all the delightful but unwarranted satisfaction of a native tribesman smiling in the rain following a particularly vigorous dance.<\/p>\n<p>However, reflecting on it now, I may have to turn in my engineering degree.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m driving into the parking lot at work today and I need to put the window down to swipe my<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2007\/01\/i-aint-as-bright-as-i-once-was.html\" title=\"Read I Ain&#8217;t as Bright as I Once Was\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=586"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/586\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}