{"id":568,"date":"2006-12-14T13:26:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-14T18:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2006\/12\/revenge-of-the-hygienist.html"},"modified":"2006-12-14T13:26:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-14T18:26:00","slug":"revenge-of-hygienist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2006\/12\/revenge-of-hygienist.html","title":{"rendered":"Revenge of the Hygienist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Way back when I was in for my dental cleaning, the <span class=\"blsp-spelling-corrected\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_0\">hygienist<\/span> was admonishing me for my lack of ritual flossing.  Yes, yes, I know I&#8217;m <span class=\"blsp-spelling-corrected\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_1\">supposed<\/span> to, but I didn&#8217;t grow up flossing, I don&#8217;t like it, and well&#8230; I could go on rationalizing, but the reality is, I just don&#8217;t.  But I admitted that to her.  Honesty <span class=\"blsp-spelling-corrected\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_2\">should<\/span> count for something, right?<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, this is the same girl that spotted my cracked tooth which resulted in me having to to be ground and fit with a new crown.  I don&#8217;t have the final fake tooth yet, and have been sporting this temporary crown that I&#8217;ve decided is my <span class=\"blsp-spelling-corrected\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_3\">hygienist&#8217;s<\/span> revenge.<\/p>\n<p>You see, the damn thing is a wee too small.  There&#8217;s enough room behind this puppy to park half a ham sandwich and a &#8217;69 Buick.  The result is that after eating pretty much anything, I need to break out the floss.  Damn her!  She&#8217;s more clever than I ever imagined<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Way back when I was in for my dental cleaning, the hygienist was admonishing me for my lack of ritual<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2006\/12\/revenge-of-hygienist.html\" title=\"Read Revenge of the Hygienist\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/568","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=568"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/568\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}