{"id":559,"date":"2006-11-29T07:44:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-29T12:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2006\/11\/for-the-geek-who-has-everything.html"},"modified":"2006-11-29T07:44:00","modified_gmt":"2006-11-29T12:44:00","slug":"for-geek-who-has-everything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2006\/11\/for-geek-who-has-everything.html","title":{"rendered":"For the Geek Who Has Everything&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is there a geek on your Christmas list?  Trust me, he wants a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boysstuff.co.uk\/product.asp?id=13574&#038;ms=fn728b\">USB missile Launcher<\/a>!!  The guy in the next office will never be safe again.  Kim Jong Ill, eat your heart out baby.<\/p>\n<p>And if your giftee is of the kinder gentler sex?  Well, she needs a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boysstuff.co.uk\/product.asp?id=12261&#038;random=476543606&#038;cid=35&#038;subcat=&#038;scid=\">Blow Monkey<\/a>.  No, it&#8217;s okay to click.  It&#8217;s a G-rated link.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is there a geek on your Christmas list? Trust me, he wants a USB missile Launcher!! The guy in the<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2006\/11\/for-geek-who-has-everything.html\" title=\"Read For the Geek Who Has Everything&#8230;\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-559","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/559","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=559"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/559\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=559"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=559"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=559"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}