{"id":516,"date":"2006-07-20T21:42:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-21T02:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2006\/07\/the-great-train-robbery.html"},"modified":"2006-07-20T21:42:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-21T02:42:00","slug":"great-train-robbery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2006\/07\/great-train-robbery.html","title":{"rendered":"The Great Train Robbery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It  was the dang strangest thing you ever did saw.  The kids was headed to Carter Station on the 12:30 out of Thendara.<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/images\/gang1_of.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>When SUDDENLY!!  The Loomis Gang came riding up and boarded the train with guns blazing.<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/images\/bandits_of.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Before the fight even began, Daisy preemptively surrendered.  You can never be too careful.<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/images\/jen_of.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Not to fear though, they got their comeuppance when Bob lifted a C-note from one of them no good bad guys while Two-Tone distracted him.<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/images\/doug_of.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Then for no apparent reason, a saloon girl strolled down the aisle and dropped her cute self in Lenny&#8217;s lap.<br \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/images\/tyler_of.jpg\" \/><br \/>It&#8217;s not obvious why she&#8217;s riding with the Loomis&#8217;, or how she boarded a moving train in 3&#8243; heels, but rest assured that Lenny will get to the bottom of the mystery.  He&#8217;s that kind of guy.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was the dang strangest thing you ever did saw. The kids was headed to Carter Station on the 12:30<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2006\/07\/great-train-robbery.html\" title=\"Read The Great Train Robbery\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-516","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=516"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/516\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}