{"id":461,"date":"2005-12-23T09:42:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-23T14:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2005\/12\/fractured-christmas-carols.html"},"modified":"2005-12-23T09:42:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-23T14:42:00","slug":"fractured-christmas-carols","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2005\/12\/fractured-christmas-carols.html","title":{"rendered":"Fractured Christmas Carols"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The boys and I have been working on mutilating a few of our favorite seasonal songs.  We thought we should share.  The tunes should be obvious.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Down from the housetop,<br \/>Reindeer fall,<br \/>Oh my God he&#8217;s killed them all!<br \/>There&#8217;s venison all over the lawn,<br \/>What&#8217;ll we do now?<br \/>Christmas&#8217; gone.<\/p>\n<p>Oh no no,<br \/>Please don&#8217;t go<br \/>Oh no no,<br \/>Please don&#8217;t go&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Up on the housetop,<br \/>Slip, slip, slip,<br \/>Crashing to the ground comes old St. Nick<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And now for something more somber:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>We three kings of Orient are,<br \/>Wishing we had driven a car,<br \/>Camels lumpy,<br \/>Desert&#8217;s bumpy,<br \/>Bethlehem&#8217;s fricken&#8217; far.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, oh,<br \/>We all wonder if we might,<br \/>Get to Bethlehem tonight,<br \/>Camel&#8217;s wheezing,<br \/>Man it&#8217;s freezing,<br \/>Why&#8217;d we follow that stupid light.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><strong>Merry Christmahanakwanzaa to all, and to all good Solstice<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The boys and I have been working on mutilating a few of our favorite seasonal songs. We thought we should<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2005\/12\/fractured-christmas-carols.html\" title=\"Read Fractured Christmas Carols\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-461","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/461","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=461"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/461\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=461"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=461"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=461"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}