{"id":454,"date":"2005-11-26T00:04:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-26T05:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2005\/11\/shaken-not-stirred.html"},"modified":"2005-11-26T00:04:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-26T05:04:00","slug":"shaken-not-stirred","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2005\/11\/shaken-not-stirred.html","title":{"rendered":"Shaken, Not Stirred"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I took advantage of the holiday &#8220;Bondathon&#8221; to introduce my boys to &#8220;Bond, James Bond&#8221; tonight.  Spies, cool gadgets, great stunts, lots of explosions, what&#8217;s not to like?  But following one of the kiss-the-girl and fade-to-black scenes, it reopens with 007 and the dame-du-jour chatting in bed.<\/p>\n<p>So Doug asks, &#8220;Why are they sleeping together?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I answer authoritatively, &#8220;Ummmmm&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And he jumps back in, &#8220;I suppose it would be less expensive than paying for two rooms.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah,&#8221; I agree, &#8220;That could be it.&#8221;  Meanwhile, his older brother is just shaking his head.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I took advantage of the holiday &#8220;Bondathon&#8221; to introduce my boys to &#8220;Bond, James Bond&#8221; tonight. Spies, cool gadgets, great<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2005\/11\/shaken-not-stirred.html\" title=\"Read Shaken, Not Stirred\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-454","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=454"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}