{"id":431,"date":"2005-09-02T09:50:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-02T14:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2005\/09\/beer-goggles.html"},"modified":"2005-09-02T09:50:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-02T14:50:00","slug":"beer-goggles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2005\/09\/beer-goggles.html","title":{"rendered":"Beer Goggles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a lot of country music in my house, and I&#8217;ve mentioned before that my youngest seems to have a disquieting affinity for drinking songs.  So it wasn&#8217;t surprising that he really wanted to see the video for Neal McCoy&#8217;s latest, &#8220;Billy&#8217;s Got His Beer Goggles On.&#8221;  However, once the video started, his first reaction was, &#8220;Hey, he&#8217;s not wearing goggles.  Where are the beer goggles?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>At that point, I&#8217;d have given anything for a snapshot of the mental expectation he had of what beer goggles actually were.  But that aside, I was still faced with the prospect of explaining &#8220;beer goggles&#8221; to a 10-year old.  But I gave it a whirl, although he looked a little disappointed at the reality.<\/p>\n<p>I am a little scared though as Joe Nichols just released, &#8220;Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off&#8221;, and I&#8217;m not really looking forward to explaining that one.  Maybe we should start listening to rap.  At least the lyrics are unintelligible.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a lot of country music in my house, and I&#8217;ve mentioned before that my youngest seems to have a<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2005\/09\/beer-goggles.html\" title=\"Read Beer Goggles\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=431"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/431\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}