{"id":3924,"date":"2011-11-22T11:38:32","date_gmt":"2011-11-22T16:38:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/?p=3924"},"modified":"2011-11-22T11:45:00","modified_gmt":"2011-11-22T16:45:00","slug":"oh-no-you-didnt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2011\/11\/oh-no-you-didnt.html","title":{"rendered":"Oh no you didn’t"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Oh<\/a>My morning coffee was interrupted by a gentle knocking on the front door.\u00a0 On the other side was a delightful older woman and her apprentice proselytizer sporting bibles, Watchtower magazines, and other paraphernalia of the trade.<\/p>\n

She opened by explaining they were there to make sure I understood what the bible had to say, because they’ve found many people don’t know.\u00a0 I politely replied that I had a bible, had read it, and was pretty familiar with what was inside.\u00a0 I finished by explaining that I really didn’t feel the need for any additional guidance today.<\/p>\n

That should have been the end of it, save for a few pleasantries, and I could return to my cooling cup of Joe and my newspaper.\u00a0 But no.<\/p>\n

She reaches into her stack of pamphlets and pulls one out while saying that perhaps she might interest me in some information on God’s creation because science is constantly trying to disprove it, and I might need to know how to respond.<\/p>\n

It was at that moment I wished I was a woman and could pull off that whole finger-wagging head-shaking “Oh no you did not” indignation move.\u00a0 But alas, I’m just a gesture impaired male.\u00a0 Either way, it was clear my coffee was going to get colder.<\/p>\n

I responded, “I’m sorry, but you have to understand that science is not trying to disprove religious mythology.\u00a0 That is neither its purpose nor its intent.\u00a0 It exists to explain nature in a way that allows us to predict and manipulate it.\u00a0 This is a role that religion does not fulfill, nor aspire to fill.\u00a0 Science is dependent on a method of discovery and rigorous explanation that is completely indifferent to your beliefs.\u00a0 Science is not a democracy, nor is it dependent on faith.\u00a0 You don’t get to pick and choose where it leads.”<\/p>\n

“You drove up here in a car whose existence is the product of chemistry, metallurgy, physics, and a dozen other scientific disciplines.\u00a0 You have a cell phone in your purse, you’re wearing synthetic blend clothes, and you’re schlepping out brochures drafted on computers and produced on high-speed printing presses.”<\/p>\n

“The world you live in is the product of science.\u00a0 It’s unfortunate that you feel threatened by aspects of science, but unless you’re willing to go back to your cave and huddle around the fire you need to find a way your theology can coexist with it.\u00a0 Anything less is a major act of hypocrisy on your part.”<\/p>\n

Science doesn’t want to play in your sandbox.\u00a0 Stop dragging it in.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The world you live in is the product of science. Unless you’re willing to go back to your cave and huddle around the fire you need to find a way your theology can coexist with it. Science doesn’t want to play in your sandbox. Stop dragging it in.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,4,8],"tags":[76,57,24],"class_list":["post-3924","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-madscience","category-religion","category-sliceoflife","tag-christians","tag-evolution","tag-science"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3924","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3924"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3924\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3937,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3924\/revisions\/3937"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3924"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3924"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3924"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}