{"id":383,"date":"2005-03-19T10:43:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-19T15:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2005\/03\/happy-days-yeah-right.html"},"modified":"2005-03-19T10:43:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-19T15:43:00","slug":"happy-days-yeah-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2005\/03\/happy-days-yeah-right.html","title":{"rendered":"Happy Days (yeah, right)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, my company released its annual proxy statement this week.  The CEO&#8217;s salary is up 16% and the COO&#8217;s salary is up 53% over the previous year.  Plus they each got stock option packages totaling about a third of their annual salaries.<\/p>\n<p>Employee raises are due out in a month or so, and obviously the executives realize that we are the reason they&#8217;ve had such a successful year.  I have no doubt that our raises this year will be in double digits as well&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and I&#8217;ll win the lottery, Bush will admit he made a mistake, and my kids will shower voluntarily.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, my company released its annual proxy statement this week. The CEO&#8217;s salary is up 16% and the COO&#8217;s salary<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2005\/03\/happy-days-yeah-right.html\" title=\"Read Happy Days (yeah, right)\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=383"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/383\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}