{"id":350,"date":"2004-12-31T10:22:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-31T15:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2004\/12\/never-name-your-quarry.html"},"modified":"2004-12-31T10:22:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-31T15:22:00","slug":"never-name-your-quarry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2004\/12\/never-name-your-quarry.html","title":{"rendered":"Never Name Your Quarry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was just before Christmas, as I was out working in my garage one evening, that a little mouse surprised me by coming out to see what I was doing.  We chatted briefly, but he seemed rather shy and scurried back under one of the storage cabinets.<\/p>\n<p>For the rest of that evening and the next several as well, I would see him darting about the garage perimeter doing whatever it is mice do.  I hadn&#8217;t noticed any box chewing or other mouse related damage, and wondered aloud during out frequent &#8220;chats&#8221; if he was living alone or whether he had plans to start a family.  He wasn&#8217;t very forthcoming.  Somewhere along in here I also had the questionable sense to begin referring to him as Wilbur.<\/p>\n<p>Two evenings ago I told Wilbur that it was high time that he packed up and went back outside.  I just didn&#8217;t feel I could trust him to live alone and not go and die someplace inaccessible and stink the place up.  But I suspected he really wasn&#8217;t listening to me.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, I set the traps, hoping to nip the mouse-fest in the bud.  An hour later, Wilbur was lured by the irresistible power of peanut butter to his untimely demise.  A full day later, the reset traps remain empty.  Good news in that I really don&#8217;t have a mouse issue, but I&#8217;m now feeling bad that I killed Wilbur.  After all, he lived up to his end and was living harmlessly alone.  I just couldn&#8217;t bring myself to trust him.  His silence just wasn&#8217;t convincing.<\/p>\n<p>So I offer this advice as we head into the new year.  Communication really is important to relationships.  Oh, and never name the thing you intend to hunt &#8211; especially if you have a marshmallow interior.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was just before Christmas, as I was out working in my garage one evening, that a little mouse surprised<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2004\/12\/never-name-your-quarry.html\" title=\"Read Never Name Your Quarry\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-350","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=350"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}