{"id":2778,"date":"2010-11-01T15:21:49","date_gmt":"2010-11-01T19:21:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/?p=2778"},"modified":"2010-11-01T15:21:49","modified_gmt":"2010-11-01T19:21:49","slug":"knock-knock-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2010\/11\/knock-knock-2.html","title":{"rendered":"Knock-knock&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.herald.com\/.a\/6a00d83451587d69e2013488a0857b970c-800wi\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" title=\"Tuba Toilet\" src=\"http:\/\/blogs.herald.com\/.a\/6a00d83451587d69e2013488a0857b970c-800wi\" alt=\"Tuba Toilet\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" \/><\/a><em>Who&#8217;s there?<\/em> Tuba.\u00a0 <em>Tuba who?<\/em> Tuba Toilet.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m posting this for Jennifer whose fascination with unique bathrooms and music may both be cured with a single picture.<\/p>\n<p>Other possible captions include:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I&#8217;m guessing this is an instrument you always play solo.<\/li>\n<li>Any way you play it, that&#8217;s some big-ass brass.<\/li>\n<li>Not now honey, Daddy&#8217;s playing the bass.<\/li>\n<li>Do you have to make Oom-Pah-Pahs Sweetie?<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ll take &#8220;Things you can&#8217;t do with a Flute&#8221; for $400.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Feel free to add your own creatives in the comments.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who&#8217;s there?  Tuba.  Tuba who?  Tuba Toilet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2778","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-justforfun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2778","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2778"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2778\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2781,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2778\/revisions\/2781"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2778"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}