{"id":2716,"date":"2010-10-23T18:38:02","date_gmt":"2010-10-23T22:38:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/?p=2716"},"modified":"2010-10-23T18:38:02","modified_gmt":"2010-10-23T22:38:02","slug":"the-anti-mikey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2010\/10\/the-anti-mikey.html","title":{"rendered":"The Anti-Mikey"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.aolcdn.com\/channels\/09\/00\/485faecc-00092-0206d-400cb8e1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Mikey\" src=\"http:\/\/www.aolcdn.com\/channels\/09\/00\/485faecc-00092-0206d-400cb8e1\" alt=\"Mikey\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\"> Mikey - Life Cereal&#39;s Poster Boy<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>For the second time in 24 hours, someone has offered me food from their freezer.\u00a0 While perhaps a bit odd in its own right, it pales next to the common sales pitch offered for the edibles.\u00a0 Both people were thinking that perhaps I&#8217;d eat it as no one who lived there would.\u00a0 Yet they couldn&#8217;t see throwing perfectly good food away.<\/p>\n<p>This says something about me.\u00a0 But I&#8217;m thinking not something particularly good.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve never really been a fussy eater, but somewhere along the line I became one notch up from the food disposal.\u00a0 It seems there is a spectrum at which Life cereal&#8217;s Mikey is at one end, and I&#8217;m at the other.\u00a0 He hates everything&#8230; me apparently&#8230; not so much.<\/p>\n<p>I guess everybody needs to be known for something.\u00a0 I just always imagined my legacy to be a wee bit more interesting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is a spectrum at which Life cereal&#8217;s Mikey is at one end, and I&#8217;m at the other.  He hates everything&#8230; me apparently&#8230; not so much.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2716","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sliceoflife"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2716","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2716"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2716\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2720,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2716\/revisions\/2720"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2716"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2716"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2716"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}