{"id":2702,"date":"2010-10-22T10:43:42","date_gmt":"2010-10-22T14:43:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/?p=2702"},"modified":"2010-10-22T10:43:42","modified_gmt":"2010-10-22T14:43:42","slug":"governor-jimmy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2010\/10\/governor-jimmy.html","title":{"rendered":"Governor Jimmy"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_2703\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2703\" style=\"width: 228px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-2703\" href=\"http:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2010\/10\/governor-jimmy.html\/jimmymcvillian\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2703 \" title=\"Jimmy McVillain\" src=\"http:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/jimmymcvillian.jpg\" alt=\"Jimmy McVillain\" width=\"228\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/jimmymcvillian.jpg 228w, https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/jimmymcvillian-202x300.jpg 202w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 228px) 100vw, 228px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2703\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Jimmy &quot;McVillain&quot; (created by Tim)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Jimmy McMillian stole the show at the recent NY Gubernatorial debate at Hofstra University.\u00a0 The candidate from the Rent Is 2 Damn High party left little doubt about where he stood on every issue.\u00a0 From taxes to Medicare to political corruption, his refrain rang clear.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>The rent is too damn high.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Although I couldn&#8217;t help but think while watching him with the mutton chops, the black gloves, and the self-professed expertise in karate, this guy was just a house cat short of super-villainy.\u00a0 So I took the liberty of reimagining the reign of governor Jimmy.<\/p>\n<p>Once ensconced in Albany, he&#8217;ll flip the switch on his evil plan and announce:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;Your rent is now&#8230; ONE MILLION DOLLARS!&#8221;<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With the mutton chops and the black gloves this guy was just a house cat short of super-villainy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,3],"tags":[34,32,33],"class_list":["post-2702","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-justforfun","category-politics","tag-governor","tag-jimmy-mcmillian","tag-super-villain"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2702","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2702"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2702\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2715,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2702\/revisions\/2715"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2702"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2702"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}