{"id":2695,"date":"2010-10-21T07:09:21","date_gmt":"2010-10-21T11:09:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/?p=2695"},"modified":"2010-10-21T06:57:47","modified_gmt":"2010-10-21T10:57:47","slug":"just-how-ga-ga-over-gaga-are-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2010\/10\/just-how-ga-ga-over-gaga-are-you.html","title":{"rendered":"Just how ga-ga over Gaga are you?"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 279px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gossipjackal.com\/entertainment\/2010\/09\/19\/lady-gaga-meat-dress-photo-dont-ask-dont-tell\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"  \" title=\"Gaga Meat Dress\" src=\"http:\/\/www.gossipjackal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/lady-gaga-meat-dress-21.jpg\" alt=\"Gaga Meat Dress\" width=\"279\" height=\"399\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Lada Gaga in her dress of meat at the 2010 MTV Awards<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Halloween is near, and for reasons as yet unexplained by science, there exist many Lady Gaga fans out there who want to dress up as her.<\/p>\n<p>Gaga&#8217;s recent outrageous redefinition of hot couture as an outfit made of beef has left costume makers in a pickle as the stunt was too recent for them to have fashioned faux frocks and gotten them into stores.<\/p>\n<p>But die hard fans are undeterred. Several are planning to visit their local butcher and sew their own cow suits together.\u00a0 A move several <a href=\"http:\/\/videos.nj.com\/star-ledger\/2010\/10\/jersey_butchers_warn_against_w.html\" target=\"_blank\">butchers are advising against<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>There are several problems prospective partiers may incur with the meat dress.\u00a0 Among them:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>unexpected wardrobe malfunctions from meat tearing along grain lines<\/li>\n<li>furious party hosts as you sit on their furniture and leave raw blood stains behind<\/li>\n<li>spoilage and the accompanying stink if you stay too long at the party<\/li>\n<li>being attacked by packs of feral dogs on your way into or out of the event.<\/li>\n<li>unwanted advances from guys dressed as bottles of A-1 sauce.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>If for any reason wearing raw meat seems like a good idea to you, you do not need advice from a butcher.\u00a0 Your mother, any friend not hoping to score YouTube hits at your expense, or your therapist (I&#8217;m sure you have one) will be happy to set you straight.\u00a0 This is a level of ick that just one shower afterward will not fix. You will regret this more than last year&#8217;s drunken hook-up with Darth Vader.<\/p>\n<p>Just say no.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Halloween is near, and for reasons as yet unexplained by science, there exist many Lady Gaga fans out there who want to rock the meat dress.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2695","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-justforfun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2695","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2695"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2695\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2701,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2695\/revisions\/2701"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2695"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2695"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2695"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}