{"id":2618,"date":"2010-10-08T07:51:39","date_gmt":"2010-10-08T11:51:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/?p=2618"},"modified":"2010-10-07T15:15:42","modified_gmt":"2010-10-07T19:15:42","slug":"biddies-gone-wild","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2010\/10\/biddies-gone-wild.html","title":{"rendered":"Biddies Gone Wild"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.anorak.co.uk\/250701\/strange-but-true\/essex-police-give-speeding-mobility-scooter-diver-an-asbo.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" title=\"Death Scooter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.anorak.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/mobility-scooter1.jpg\" alt=\"Death Scooter\" width=\"280\" height=\"297\" \/><\/a><em>If you&#8217;ve ever been terrorized by an old woman in a personal mobility scooter&#8230; you might be a wuss.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Imagine the palpable fear inside a Wendy&#8217;s restaurant in Greensburg, PA when couple Jerome and Darlene Kilian started arguing about car keys.\u00a0 It seems Darlene, having had just about as much sass from Jerome as she was inclined to put up with, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wpxi.com\/news\/25299603\/detail.html\" target=\"_blank\">lit out in pursuit of her husband<\/a>. \u00a0 She kicked her <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/aclk?sa=l&amp;ai=CjH6FUxmuTKnsGoiYlQfn4tHuAaz_oewByIev8A7DkLHSGAgAEAFQpbHGtwdgyf61i8Ck7BCgAdS5rO8DyAEBqgQcT9CiFT91zo-Co4jhuUTgMSppiF89pfcvDNJatg&amp;sig=AGiWqtzFjvOJAbiGFJBRRCLzxwpygUelvA&amp;adurl=http:\/\/roia.biz\/im\/n\/DHbSvq1BAAGSCkMAAAgNQgAAXPJmMQA-A\/&amp;rct=j&amp;q=hover%20round&amp;cad=rja\" target=\"_blank\">Hoveround<\/a> into high gear and chased him around the Wendy&#8217;s causing several other customers to flee the building.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, getting outside seemed like such a good idea, Jerome opted for the door, only to find his infirmed wife hot on his tail.\u00a0 She pursued\u00a0 hubby around the parking lot until police arrived and issued disorderly conduct citations to both of them.<\/p>\n<p>I can only hope one of the Wendy&#8217;s employees had the good sense to play <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg&amp;feature=related\" target=\"_blank\">Yakety Sax<\/a> over the PA system when this all started.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;ve ever been terrorized by an old woman in a personal mobility scooter&#8230; you might be a wuss. Imagine<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2010\/10\/biddies-gone-wild.html\" title=\"Read Biddies Gone Wild\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2618","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-justforfun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2618","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2618"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2618\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2620,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2618\/revisions\/2620"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}