{"id":256,"date":"2004-07-12T09:50:00","date_gmt":"2004-07-12T14:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/2004\/07\/256.html"},"modified":"2004-07-12T09:50:00","modified_gmt":"2004-07-12T14:50:00","slug":"today-begins-most-exciting-trip-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2004\/07\/today-begins-most-exciting-trip-to.html","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today begins the most exciting trip to hell ever devised by man.  In just a few short hours I&#8217;ll be leaving to evaluate 6 call center sites in five cities in four countries in 11 days.  In the process I&#8217;ll be circumnavigating the globe, which is exciting because I&#8217;ve never really had a legitimate use for the word &#8220;circumnavigating&#8221; before.<\/p>\n<p>I will attempt to blog during this trip so that you can keep pace with the minute-by-minute excitement of me sitting on planes wishing something other than my butt was asleep.  Punctuating my restlessness will be whirlwind fly-bys of a couple boring places in Europe followed by some truly terrifying trips though a couple of third world hot spots.  And when I say terrifying, I mean it in the sense that so far I&#8217;ve been warned that in India I should refrain from getting tattoos, having sex, eating, drinking, and bathing with my eyes open.  I&#8217;m assuming that breathing is still safe, but if I don&#8217;t bathe, then that&#8217;s gonna begin to lose its appeal too.<\/p>\n<p>Stay tuned&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">\n<h6><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\">Brought to you by Tim&#8230;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/\">-Read the whole blog here-<\/a><\/span><\/h6>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today begins the most exciting trip to hell ever devised by man. In just a few short hours I&#8217;ll be<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2004\/07\/today-begins-most-exciting-trip-to.html\" title=\"Read \">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-256","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=256"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}