{"id":2395,"date":"2010-09-06T17:50:22","date_gmt":"2010-09-06T21:50:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/?p=2395"},"modified":"2010-09-06T18:24:40","modified_gmt":"2010-09-06T22:24:40","slug":"reasons-to-love-a-fat-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2010\/09\/reasons-to-love-a-fat-man.html","title":{"rendered":"Reasons to Love a Fat Man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/uncyclopedia.wikia.com\/wiki\/File:Xfl_fat_man.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" title=\"Fat Man Running\" src=\"http:\/\/images4.wikia.nocookie.net\/__cb20080317055941\/uncyclopedia\/images\/7\/75\/Xfl_fat_man.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"238\" height=\"330\" \/><\/a>To all the ladies out there:\u00a0 please consider this news carefully before you send your sweetie off to the gym, or give him grief for resting his lard-ridden ass on the sofa.<\/p>\n<p>A <a href=\"http:\/\/www.news.com.au\/entertainment\/body-soul\/fat-men-enjoy-longer-lasting-sex-scientific-research-show\/story-e6frfou0-1225914453080\">study<\/a> fresh from <a href=\"http:\/\/erciyes.academia.edu\/\" target=\"_blank\">Erciyes University<\/a> in Turkey shows that fat men make better lovers.\u00a0 That is, unless you&#8217;re in a hurry to get to a 50% off shoe sale or make a manicure appointment.\u00a0 In those cases, you&#8217;ll definitely want a gym rat.\u00a0 The study found a pronounced correlation between low BMI and premature ejaculations.\u00a0 So apparently 50 push-ups is not the only thing your studly man can rip off in under a minute.<\/p>\n<p>If you want that slow easy lovin&#8217;, you need a man who knows about slow and easy.\u00a0 You need a beer and chicken wing fueled love machine who&#8217;s not afraid to stop and catch his breath now and again.<\/p>\n<p>So feel free to drink in that ripply ab eye candy showing on the E! network.\u00a0 Go ahead and ogle those big guns hanging from the hunks on your favorite reality show.\u00a0 And we&#8217;ll be right here on the couch when you&#8217;re ready for some real lovin&#8217;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To all the ladies out there:\u00a0 please consider this news carefully before you send your sweetie off to the gym,<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2010\/09\/reasons-to-love-a-fat-man.html\" title=\"Read Reasons to Love a Fat Man\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2395","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-justforfun","category-madscience"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2395","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2395"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2395\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2409,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2395\/revisions\/2409"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}