{"id":2019,"date":"2010-06-18T07:02:04","date_gmt":"2010-06-18T11:02:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/?p=2019"},"modified":"2010-06-16T13:07:42","modified_gmt":"2010-06-16T17:07:42","slug":"heel-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2010\/06\/heel-girl.html","title":{"rendered":"Heel Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.shoebizness.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/high-heels-gpg.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" title=\"High Heels\" src=\"http:\/\/www.shoebizness.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/high-heels-gpg.jpg\" alt=\"High Heels\" width=\"289\" height=\"327\" \/><\/a>Does your daughter have everything she needs to prepare for her impending womanhood?\u00a0 Chyna Whyne doesn&#8217;t think so.<\/p>\n<p>In just six weeks, <a href=\"http:\/\/web.orange.co.uk\/article\/quirkies\/Course_teaches_girls_to_wear_heels\">she&#8217;ll teach your teen to walk in high heels<\/a>.\u00a0 Only six weeks!\u00a0 Although it seems to me it should be 10, one week for each toe.<\/p>\n<p>I admit there must be some skill required to navigate the world\u00a0 in heels.\u00a0 I always get a kick out of the girls at my sons&#8217; high school awards ceremony walking on their toes as they shuffle across the stage.\u00a0 But does this really deserve a course?<\/p>\n<p>As if the premise wasn&#8217;t goofy enough to start with, the course also offers to teach girls how to shop for shoes.\u00a0 I think that&#8217;s conclusive proof this is a scam.\u00a0 Like any girl needs to be taught to shop for shoes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Does your daughter have everything she needs to prepare for her impending womanhood?\u00a0 Chyna Whyne doesn&#8217;t think so. In just<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2010\/06\/heel-girl.html\" title=\"Read Heel Girl\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,8,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2019","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-justforfun","category-sliceoflife","category-xx-xy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2019","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2019"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2019\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2028,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2019\/revisions\/2028"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}