{"id":2015,"date":"2010-06-16T07:45:38","date_gmt":"2010-06-16T11:45:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/?p=2015"},"modified":"2010-06-13T16:54:55","modified_gmt":"2010-06-13T20:54:55","slug":"help-the-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2010\/06\/help-the-cat.html","title":{"rendered":"Help the Cat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.womples.com\/2008\/11\/lady-calls-for-help.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" title=\"Help Cat\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_h3zPEoKhop0\/STKx5iGaOFI\/AAAAAAAAATo\/IYe8EwDWmWQ\/s400\/cat-named-help-funny.jpg\" alt=\"Help Cat\" width=\"355\" height=\"222\" \/><\/a>I&#8217;m sure <a href=\"http:\/\/www.womples.com\/2008\/11\/lady-calls-for-help.html\">naming the cat &#8220;Help&#8221;<\/a> sounded funny at the time.\u00a0 There was no word on whether or not the officers were amused.\u00a0 Still, it was probably safer than naming the cat &#8220;Free Beer&#8221; or &#8220;Kiss me&#8221;.\u00a0 Although it seems to me that &#8220;Iva Bigbutt&#8221; and &#8220;Igotta Tinkle&#8221; are possibly even more amusing alternatives.<\/p>\n<p>But most importantly, this lady has a cat that comes when you call it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sure naming the cat &#8220;Help&#8221; sounded funny at the time.\u00a0 There was no word on whether or not the<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2010\/06\/help-the-cat.html\" title=\"Read Help the Cat\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2015","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-justforfun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2015","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2015"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2015\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2018,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2015\/revisions\/2018"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2015"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2015"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2015"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}