{"id":1976,"date":"2010-06-07T07:17:43","date_gmt":"2010-06-07T11:17:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/?p=1976"},"modified":"2010-06-03T12:28:11","modified_gmt":"2010-06-03T16:28:11","slug":"ode-to-chicken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2010\/06\/ode-to-chicken.html","title":{"rendered":"Ode to Chicken"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=owa5OV2anc4\">This is one kid<\/a> who is not afraid to express his love of chicken.\u00a0 He is proudly and unabashedly willing to break into your car to get it.\u00a0 He will beat you up if you try to stop him.\u00a0 In the meantime he will reinforce every negative stereotype of African Americans.\u00a0 Oh, and he is so much cooler than you.\u00a0 Right down to the hat that&#8217;s on backward <em>and <\/em>is crooked; not to mention the wife-beater tee.\u00a0 His parent&#8217;s must be so proud.<\/p>\n<p><center><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/owa5OV2anc4&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x234900&amp;color2=0x4e9e00\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/owa5OV2anc4&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x234900&amp;color2=0x4e9e00\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is one kid who is not afraid to express his love of chicken.\u00a0 He is proudly and unabashedly willing<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2010\/06\/ode-to-chicken.html\" title=\"Read Ode to Chicken\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1976","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-justforfun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1976","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1976"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1976\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1981,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1976\/revisions\/1981"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1976"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1976"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1976"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}