{"id":1928,"date":"2010-05-27T07:38:09","date_gmt":"2010-05-27T11:38:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/?p=1928"},"modified":"2010-05-27T08:29:12","modified_gmt":"2010-05-27T12:29:12","slug":"un-convent-ional-nuns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2010\/05\/un-convent-ional-nuns.html","title":{"rendered":"Un-Convent-ional Nuns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.anorak.co.uk\/248906\/strange-but-true\/nuns-set-up-massage-service-jesus-smiles-happily.html\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" title=\"Nun Massage\" src=\"http:\/\/www.anorak.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/nun-massage.jpg\" alt=\"Nun Massage\" width=\"320\" height=\"180\" \/><\/a>The opening line of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.croatiantimes.com\/news\/Around_the_World\/2010-05-24\/11166\/Holy_water_torture\">the article<\/a> says it all:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>A group of nuns have set up a massage service as a new way of making  ends meet after their chicken breeding business fell flat.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>No wait!\u00a0 I take that back.\u00a0 I still have questions.\u00a0 Why were Austrian nuns breeding chickens in the first place?\u00a0 Isn&#8217;t that an odd business for a group of celibate hens to run?\u00a0 And wasn&#8217;t it doomed to fail?<\/p>\n<p>As a fall back position the women try a second pseudo sex related business?\u00a0 Is this a theme?\u00a0 Does the town already have a glut of bakeries or elder care facilities?<\/p>\n<p>On the plus side, I&#8217;ve finally found a massage parlor I can frequent without arousing Kim&#8217;s suspicion.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The opening line of the article says it all: A group of nuns have set up a massage service as<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2010\/05\/un-convent-ional-nuns.html\" title=\"Read Un-Convent-ional Nuns\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1928","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-justforfun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1928","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1928"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1928\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1931,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1928\/revisions\/1931"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}