{"id":1904,"date":"2010-05-21T07:44:50","date_gmt":"2010-05-21T11:44:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/?p=1904"},"modified":"2010-05-19T14:58:58","modified_gmt":"2010-05-19T18:58:58","slug":"fathers-day-is-coming-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2010\/05\/fathers-day-is-coming-3.html","title":{"rendered":"Father&#8217;s Day Is Coming"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/moneysavingmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/oscar-mayer-bacon.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" title=\"Bacon\" src=\"http:\/\/moneysavingmom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/oscar-mayer-bacon.jpg\" alt=\"Bacon\" width=\"300\" height=\"185\" \/><\/a>And nothing says, &#8220;You&#8217;re the greatest!&#8221; like a planned coronary.\u00a0 So don&#8217;t delay.\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/OscarMayer\">Enter now<\/a> to win your dad $5000 and a year&#8217;s supply of bacon, courtesy of Oscar Meyer.<\/p>\n<p>And when I say &#8220;your dad&#8221; I&#8217;m speaking not only generally to the readers, but specifically to <em>my kids<\/em>.\u00a0 Come on, entry is through Facebook and only involves writing a 50 word statement about why I deserve this and why I love bacon.\u00a0 This is barely a typical homework assignment.\u00a0 And besides, you know I never eat bacon alone, so there&#8217;s an upside for you too.<\/p>\n<p>After all, as the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/OscarMayer\">entry page<\/a> says,<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Like bacon at breakfast, Dads are an essential ingredient of the family.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Meaning we are something to look forward to, multi-purpose, irresistible, crunchy, possessing a bit to much fat around the edges, flammable, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/stories\/2010\/05\/18\/health\/main6494837.shtml\">ultimately a bad influence<\/a> on you.\u00a0 Okay, maybe I should have quit while I was ahead.\u00a0 But you get the idea!\u00a0 Now get moving!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And nothing says, &#8220;You&#8217;re the greatest!&#8221; like a planned coronary.\u00a0 So don&#8217;t delay.\u00a0 Enter now to win your dad $5000<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2010\/05\/fathers-day-is-coming-3.html\" title=\"Read Father&#8217;s Day Is Coming\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1904","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-justforfun","category-sliceoflife"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1904","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1904"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1904\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1907,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1904\/revisions\/1907"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1904"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1904"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1904"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}