{"id":1860,"date":"2010-05-16T07:49:51","date_gmt":"2010-05-16T11:49:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nicholsclan.com\/tinblog\/?p=1860"},"modified":"2010-05-13T20:45:28","modified_gmt":"2010-05-14T00:45:28","slug":"csi-moscow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2010\/05\/csi-moscow.html","title":{"rendered":"CSI Moscow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.premiere.fr\/var\/premiere\/storage\/images\/diaporama\/hercule\/double-detente-red-heat-1988\/1903151-1-fre-FR\/double_detente_red_heat_1988_reference.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" title=\"Russian Cop\" src=\"http:\/\/www.premiere.fr\/var\/premiere\/storage\/images\/diaporama\/hercule\/double-detente-red-heat-1988\/1903151-1-fre-FR\/double_detente_red_heat_1988_reference.jpg\" alt=\"Russian Cop\" width=\"288\" height=\"218\" \/><\/a>A three year veteran of the Moscow Police Force was <a href=\"http:\/\/english.pravda.ru\/hotspots\/crimes\/113311-policeman-0\">found dead<\/a> behind a locked door in the Court Security Facility where he was stationed.\u00a0 The 23-year old suffered a gunshot wound to the head from his own weapon.<\/p>\n<p>The crack investigative team considered all the evidence.\u00a0 He was the only one in the room.\u00a0 The door was locked.\u00a0 There were no other fingerprints on the weapon.\u00a0 He left no note, and had no history of mental problems.\u00a0 He seemed in good spirits earlier that day.<\/p>\n<p>There was only one conclusion to be reached.\u00a0 He was scratching his nose with his gun when it discharged and accidentally killed him.\u00a0 <em>Wait&#8230; What?<\/em> Seriously.<\/p>\n<p>I hope this was just some attempt to be sure the poor guy&#8217;s family wasn&#8217;t denied their insurance benefits by ruling this a suicide.\u00a0 Otherwise his family has to live with the reality that this young man was a flaming idiot rather than being silently despondent and in need of help.\u00a0 Geeze&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A three year veteran of the Moscow Police Force was found dead behind a locked door in the Court Security<\/p>\n<p class=\"readmore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/2010\/05\/csi-moscow.html\" title=\"Read CSI Moscow\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1860","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-justforfun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1860","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1860"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1860\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1876,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1860\/revisions\/1876"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1860"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1860"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/timscogitorium.com\/tinblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1860"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}